great tv recommendations: horrible histories
↳ “The past is no longer a mystery welcome to Horrible Histories”
great tv recommendations: horrible histories
↳ “The past is no longer a mystery welcome to Horrible Histories”
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain